quank 

The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.

Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.

quank by Tommy Hatcher Bobby. January 20, 2009

quach

-F.U.P.A That extends around the circumferance of the body. Found on women only.

-Uconn EE teacher.
-She walks into the room gracefully with her bulbous quach.
-Be careful when she turns around! She might hit you with her quach.
She has a quach!
-Look out she might hit you with her quach!
-Dam thats a big quach!

quach by UCONN EE December 27, 2007

quach

To fondle a guys junk in a completely homosexual manner.

Oscar pulled a quach on Adam after they both got drunk last night and woke up next to each other.

quach by LT Falcon November 25, 2006

Quacky of discord

A dude that reeaaallly loves ellies elbows. He loves to make feces in her nutella sexually as well

(quacky of discord) ellie....
(ellie) oh god no not again NO NOOO STOP STOP IT
(quacky of discord) HAHAHAH YOU CANT STOP ME
definition: a person that loves ellies elbows, to an extreme manner

Quacky of discord by Quacky of discord May 23, 2020

Quank 

When you mean to fart but it comes out as a green liquid as a result of having chlamydia.

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.

Quank by FellInall December 18, 2022

Quark

A small, but polite fart from your vagina quiff

I just did a quark

Quark by Badger June 10, 2004

Quank 

A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.

**spills drink**
'Ohhh quank'

Me: I hate you
Bob: you are such a quank

Quank by Quinquon August 24, 2016