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do a Purkiss

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online
"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008
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*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets
person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*
by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher
by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006
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pure awesomeness

(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.
Remix the neighboorhod mailman who was also a professional snowboarder, was admired by all. His life was pure awesomeness.
by A. Mysta July 30, 2008
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pursing

Storing things inside the vagina. Sometimes refers to the practice of daily storage of everyday objects commonly found in a purse, such as keys and make-up. The vagina used instead of a purse.
I saw her pursing her phone in her vagina.

Did you notice Ted's neice purses? She pulled her phone out of her vagina and answered it at the dinner table.

Bio-Pursing
by AnyoneAnytime June 19, 2009
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Puran

Puran is an amazing person he will fulfill your life with light and you will be lucky to have him. He is different and is happy to show that, many people won't accept him for who he is but he will ignore them and carry on with life
Puran is the best, i lucky to know him
by Anon123456789012 July 9, 2019
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Purselley

The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"
by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013
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