pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.

"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe

by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

fire pud

Ginger whose carpet matches the drapes.

Tammy:His pubes were red like his head.
Stacy: So john is a fire pud?
Tammy: Yeah!

by Vopper7 April 26, 2014

pudding puss

To pout or otherwise show a facial expression of dissapointment usually over insignificant or trivial matters.

(Old time east coast United States slang.)

What's with the pudding puss, you can't always get what you want.

by Dee dee ranged October 4, 2017

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Weak Pudding

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.

1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.

2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.

Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.

Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.

by Chyef December 12, 2019