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prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 19, 2007
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Baby prostitute

A describing word to use when someone has sprayed to much purfume/cologne.
Damn who sprayed all that cologne it smells like a baby prostitute.
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POLISH PROSTITUTE

someone from poland that is a slut
You dozey slut you are a polish prostitute
by BUTCH@wxm February 18, 2008
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Prostitute

Your mum is my favourite prostitute
by James299 June 9, 2016
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Prosecuted/prostituted?

A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit
Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted?
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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prostitution

Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.
As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.
by me August 23, 2003
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prostitude

Dat he-bitch Duece Biglalowz a muhhfukkin prostidude.
by G-gro July 21, 2008
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