prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022

Asda brand prostitute

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by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes

That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.

by AKSK1LZZ April 01, 2018

virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.

What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

Intellectual Prostitute

One who sells use of their mind, similarly to how a prostitute sells use of their body.

"Do you have any prior experience working at a library or with children?"
"No, but I was an intellectual prostitute for a few years before I applied here."
"A what?"

by usedhumanhands December 09, 2024

diarrhea prostitute

smelly lady who is super loose in the ass

damn, that girl u picked up is a diarrhea prostitute

by jackswag47 April 20, 2015