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Progression Fetish

Progression fetish refers to a pattern of attraction or romantic interest in individuals who are at a further stage in life than the person they attract.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.
- How did our loser friend get a girlfriend?

- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.
by seriousspam October 30, 2023
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Progressive

What is classified as "progressive" varies between cultures, but the gist of what it encompasses is a desire to "progress" society; i.e., to create a society that is based on the detachment from traditional norms and practices. Examples of ideas that are considered "progressive" are:

- Expansive LGBTQ rights
- Protecting minorities from discrimination
- Tolerance of atypical gender expression
- Miscellaneous left-wing ideas such as progressive taxation
"Progressivism is the scourge of society; it seeks to tear out the foundations of our communities that have kept us satiated for centuries. It's like uprooting a plant from its pot and replacing the soil with rocks. It promotes degeneracy in all corners of the public: the streets, the businesses, the bathrooms, and even the schools. It can only cause collapse."

"Being progressive may be the only measure we have to combat the waves of hatred that constantly plagues our society. Some may feel a sense of bitter nostalgia recalling the "good ol' days" when everything was simpler, but they need to be reminded that very few were treated equally or with proper respect and compassion during those times. We need to ensure a society that guarantees safety for not only oppressed individuals, but for all people."
by Ding Diddly January 1, 2024
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progress is exponential

A phenomenon seen in technological advancement and more specifically, computer programming. The more progress is made, the easier it is to make more progress.
It starts with typing two whole files of code for weeks and absolutely no results, ends with adding cool features everyday. Progress is exponential.
by OffensiveKpopFan November 28, 2023
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progressive nazi

Far left intolerant people, oppressors, antisemitic, not interested in facts and history, choosing selective facts and propaganda
The progressive nazi prevented Jews from entering the building.

The progressive nazi shouted down someone teaching history because the facts were against his propaganda.
by MrBigSpoon July 24, 2024
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Poguesplaining

A somewhat complex term originating from the military term pogue - and frequently done by such service members, poguesplaining is the act of when a person with seemingly high intelligence to their peers, due to their occupation or extensive knowledge on certain topics, gives an explanation for a proposed question that their peers will assume to be true based on their apparent intelligence, when the explanation actually has no basis in reality or is a biased perspective.

For example, the offender could claim that the life insurance policy of their own branch has a higher payout than any other branch in the military. When the offender makes this claim, they are not questioned because they are generally right about many other things or have status that requires high intelligence. However, the claim has no basis in reality (all life insurance policies are the same in the military), and comes from some kind of need to gloat or otherwise from plain ignorance.

Offenders of poguesplaining often go unnoticed until they get something completely wrong and it is rightfully called out by others of similar intelligence. Even then, serial offenders still maintain a status of high intelligence and continue to get away with giving wrong explanations for proposed topics that are simply not true.

The term originates from the non-combative service members who are looked at as being smarter than most, but can apply to almost any civilian world situation of similar nature.
Private Berry - "I think corn is one of the best vegetables you can get at the DFAC, it's just as good as the others and tastes the best by far so it's easier to get more out of it"
PFC POGUE - "Corn is basically only fiber that your body barely digests dude you're hardly getting anything out of eating it"
Private Berry - "Oh, really? That's surprising since it's one of the most commonly eat vegetables, but I'll take your word for it."
(Later) Private Aiple to Private Berry - "Dont listen to him, corn both promotes digestion and contains plenty of vitamins and minerals in addition to being a great source of carbs and fiber. He's just poguesplaining again.
by infamouskberry February 22, 2024
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Progressive

Pro Rights, Pro Gender equality, against child marriages, supports progression of society, against the division of race, against culture itself, typically against the concept of a nation, typically against societal standards, american classical progressive, usually supports science and facts over feelings and for humanity above all
Mostly American progressives are very much against progressivism and for culture
"Dang it the Americans made the progressives a sports team"
by Moose in Canada April 11, 2024
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proquestination

When you have an important task that you do not want to complete, so instead you complete other non-pressing tasks ("side-quests") instead of getting the more urgent thing done.
"I just cleaned my room and did all my laundry instead of doing my chem homework."
"Wow, that's a prime example of proquestination."
by channa13 April 12, 2024
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