This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
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It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
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Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.
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You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
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