To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010
Get the premature e-textulation mug.Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.
When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?
DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!
JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.
DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!
JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!
JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.
DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!
JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
by Mahabarat March 10, 2010
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Get the Premature textulation mug.Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
Get the premature tweejaculation mug.When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.
Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.
Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.
Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome
by haroldzid August 23, 2010
Get the premature squabble syndrome mug.When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
Get the Premature Clickulation mug.Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.
by jessymadethis December 27, 2010
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