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prezby

Something that smells due to lack of showering, bathing, or washing. It get's it's smell from wrapping itself in highly insulative materials, and sweating it's balls off. It can then through osmosis distribute its stink into unsuspecting couches and beds. It is enrolled into an institution, but often does not attend class.
Person A: Hey, have you seen that Prezby
Person B: Did you check the shower? (laughter)
by hookabukiduki November 9, 2006
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soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008
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Prez

Another word for Marijuana, also used for describing tha feeling of being stoned.
1# : Have you got any prez??

2# : Man, i was so prez

3# : We'll get prezed ye?
by hookah.bitchahz4lyf November 6, 2006
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pretzel slut

1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.

2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.

3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'

B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'

C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'
by umoomooch February 14, 2009
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Preeze

The feeling you get or noise someone makes just before a sneeze
I've got a cold and all day I've been stuck in a preeze
by MercuryFish December 8, 2013
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The Slutty Pretzel

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like
"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her
by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011
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prez dispenser

What president Bush is: A lie dispenser.
pezdispenser.
"lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie!"
Example 1: All that comes out of President Bush's mouth is lies!
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.
by Jaja A August 2, 2006
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