Pregrant

Pregrant can be two things:

The scent of pregnancy or
When a pregnant woman is moody and goes on a rant about anything.

"My wife is so moody! I'm getting tired of all the pregrants."

or

Person A: "Do you like my new perfume?"
Person B: "You smell like pregnancy."
Person A: "Yeah that's why it's called Pregrant."

by Nicki Renee December 23, 2008

pregninsanity

The insanity caused by pregnancy. This exhibits itself in a spectrum of abnormal mental or behavioral patterns such as nesting, mood swings, pre- and postpartum depression, etc. In many cases, pregninsanity can be exhibited in some forms prior to an expected pregnancy and even after a full-term delivery. There is no cure for pregninsanity but those who come in contact with someone suffering from the disease should quarantine themselves by sleeping on the couch and ease their suffering by drinking lots of alcohol.

Jason goes to the bar every night because his wife has a severe case of pregninsanity

by rgndvo July 21, 2011

Jerry Pregnancy

When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.

Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!

Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.

by Mark2791 December 17, 2008

Incest Pregnancy sex

mommy and daddy and baby make 3 which is incest pregnancy sex. Some people are oblivious others become pedophiles

mommy and daddy had incest pregnancy sex

by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020

Teen Pregnancy

At the fast food restaurant A&W order a double Teen burger and a Baby burger. Then put the Baby burger inside the double Teen and viola you've got a Teen Pregnancy burger.

"I was pretty hungry so I ordered a Teen pregnancy burger."

by Veritazium June 7, 2022

pregnancy-to-go

when u start sniffin panites and you get so horny you bust wood so then u start whackin it on the banties... when she then puts them on and walks she becomes impregnated

Brian with Kristina's thong....good luck Kristina with that new baby of yours

by Kyle January 21, 2006

Pregnant

A type of reflexive response that every man has installed into their brain.

Girl:”I’m pregnant”
Guy:*Runs away”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020