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Video game war president

He's gay
by Game wars don't exist September 22, 2020
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Mr. President

Video games tactics:

The act of yeeting oneself into harm’s way to protect something valuable; typically a VIP, or resource
*enemy’s Ult is going to hit friendly flag carrier*

”Mr. President!!”

*jumps in front of Ult*
by KingGrizzly1987 September 16, 2019
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Presidents Day

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.
Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.
by Rhobyn February 9, 2008
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President

The basis for ridicule where people who think all of life's problems will vanish just like that simply because it's someone else. Truth be told, it matters not who in hell you are because if problems were so easy to resolve then I'd be rich. Presidents are simply officials chosen to preside over a meeting or assembly. They are not some miracle-working messiah that we can accuse of shenanigans everytime they're unable to accomplish a goal on the first day. I would not expect to see Obama fly out of his office window in Superman's outfit and clean up the oil spill manually himself.
Person1: Well there's another world crisis. I'm sure the president will get to it eventually.
Person2: He promised there would be change. You know what? This guy's a phony!
Person1: Now that's just rude and ignorant!
Person2: Hey everybody, this guy's a great big fat phony!
by DarkSpyda04 June 10, 2010
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the president says were free, haha!!! crock o shit
by ... May 18, 2003
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President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.
"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
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$$$, there's jefferson, washington...
#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"
by jasmine April 28, 2002
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