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human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.
Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.
by 8Ball June 11, 2004
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midnight popsicle

When you stab a prostitute to death with an icicle whilst she gives you a blow job, followed by an illicit burial. These events must occur after midnight but before sunrise.
Erik was so unimpressed by the hooker's fellationic skills he totally gave her a midnight popsicle.
by nofeeblechrist March 22, 2010
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popsicle

Some guy said that a popsicle is when a guy put his penis in to a ass full of shit and take it out...
girl-put it up my ass now
boy-yeah oh yeah I feel great..

girl- now take it out..take it out out ahh..
boy- ahhh shit...oh no what have i done....let me smell it..ahhh hummm ewww a popsicle
by yyeehhaann March 16, 2007
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Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.
So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.
by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011
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Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.
Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.
by Wayne O. August 18, 2008
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popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.
"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"
by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006
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popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.
"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"
by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006
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