An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”
“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”
“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”
“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

by The KG12344 June 24, 2017

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.
The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
by Getpooted December 17, 2021

Verb, Adjective, Noun
When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.
Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.
Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
by KhVu September 18, 2017

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her
lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her
lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you
by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.
Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.
Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.
by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022
