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Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019
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Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much
Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry
by The KG12344 June 24, 2017
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Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”
by Getpooted December 17, 2021
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Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.
by KhVu September 18, 2017
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poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.
kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you
by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020
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ha poot

i ha pooted on ur mum
by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022
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Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.
You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..
by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022
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