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pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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poozing

when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts
My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.
by mesatron October 20, 2013
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poosing

the act of being an amazing animal.
dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.
by Olive tree. July 15, 2010
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Pooping

According to billie eilish...its the best part of the day
Billie eilish:"pooping the my favorite part of the day,there was one day I pooped 8 times.....that was the best day of my life".
by Ur mom's left big toe September 28, 2019
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Poofing

–adjective

3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.

n.

The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.

verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
Chick 1: what is the deal with all the guys and body building all of a sudden
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!

-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."

-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"

-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."

-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
by coffeebean August 9, 2009
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poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.
I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.
by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008
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Pookin

Pookin is when someone is watching someone or something being extremely observant, usually trying to catch them in the act of wrong doing and snitch.
Mane I was finna steal Michael Browns wallet after they merked his ass but errbody was straight pookin. (Or) Them damn spooks keep pookin on my whip they're gonna get curb stomped if they don't kick rocks.
by all i want is a big booty hoe January 13, 2015
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