pixel dick

An online STD, caught from engaging in cybersex with promiscuous partners.

I was cybering with SheCat last night, when I saw a real pic of her irl I caught pixel dick.

by Thoughtstipated December 27, 2007

pixelate

v. To get stoned, drunk or other wise faded or keyed.

Me and the buds got so pixelated last night. We were totally keyed.

by Bob Xor December 15, 2003

piped

To be excited about an event.

Howie was piped about the Christian death metal show.

by Kriac December 16, 2003

piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

by buckins May 16, 2006

half-piped

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!

Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!

by Zach Laflair March 19, 2008

somoan piledriver

The act of having a female lay on her back, then putting her legs behind her head, and finally ramming your dick up her ass as hard as possible without warning.

The stupid ho screamed like a stuck pig when I administered the somoan piledriver upon her ass.

by 2-piece March 29, 2003

Pied

Pied is often used to describe a situation in which someone has been "owned" and have been heavily dissed. Pied is often used against blondes as they are usually the most pieable.

Someone gets megged in football:

Person 1: Ah man you got pied
Blonde: Ug Ug Ug

by TomChattaway December 16, 2006