Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.

These period cramps are killing me!

by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018

Happy Period

A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.

Have a happy period!

The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.

by Hana12343214 May 23, 2011

ass period

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass

person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.

by Mimono July 26, 2010

hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

period jeans

A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.

"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Ghost Period

When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.

"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."

by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013

Period bush

The bush a woman grows while on her period, because there's no point in shaving until it's over.

When he felt her period bush, he knew she wouldn't be dtf for another day or two.

by MishyTheFishy May 16, 2011