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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.
If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.
by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009
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whitey patrol

a) for a sober person to be cleaning up and preventing intoxicated individuals from "whiteying" on the floor at a house party...the individual is usually the person hu through the party... or a sober person hu is bored

b) a choice phrase uttered by someone moments b4 of after a whitey. generally becuz they realise there gonna have to clean it up
oi wheres donk.
hes on whitey patrol with spindle

u ok tobe?
yeh mate im on whitey patrol
by S L Daly September 23, 2007
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Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef
me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.
by QP123 July 7, 2011
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Armored Patrol

A game on the online gaming platform Roblox where you use military vehicles such as the UH-1H Huey and tanks from the 1940s during WWII and present times to combat the enemy team and capture three points placed randomly around the map. Probably the most annoying part of the game are its server shutdowns to clear lag. These warnings and shutdowns happen randomly. Although this is uncommon, you may see people building "flying fortresses" and/or extra armored ground vehicles with the build tool. Mostly done on helicopters such as Chinooks and Hueys, these can be very hard and annoying to take down if armed with anti-tank and anti-air artillery and/or if they have thick armor walls. Once a flying fortress is downed, the server may turn into a fight for the downed fortress.
Player 1: Hey, have you played Armored Patrol?
Player 2: Yes, it's fun when you build what looks like an AC-130 gunship and completely destroy the other team.
Player 1: Maybe I should try that...
by table fan November 27, 2021
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Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!
by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019
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poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
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