slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

palsy

A sexual act in which just before sexual climax, one partner zaps the other partner with a taser, and then finishes. Best not performed during oral.

"Last night I gave Ashley the palsy. It was awesome!!!"

by kraker August 23, 2008

Pally, plural; Pallies

Short for Paladin, ALSO used in the online Roleplaying game; World of Warcraft.

stfu n00b! PALLIES ARE EASYMODE!!!1

by Moola February 21, 2005

pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

Papya

THE MOST GOD DAMN GLORIOUS FRUIT TO EVER FUCKING EXIST!!

Hod damn that papya is the bomb

by IWasThePizzaMan February 6, 2018

Pappy

a rather easily amused young lady, standing at about 5'6". Brown hair, army jacket, and red shoes are typically associated with her.

I love my pappy!

by Swindella March 13, 2004

Papyrus

A skeleton who is part of the game Underfell. He wants to be part of the royal guard. Papyrus likes to cook spaghetti and hates puns. I guess he's just missing his funny-bone.

Singular: Papyrus

Ex: Look! There's Papyrus right now!
Plural: Pap-Paps

Ex: Look! A wild pack of Pap-paps!

by Shineyabsol September 30, 2017