Put the you know what in the you know where

put the penis in the vagina

Put the you know what in the you know where
put the hoo-hoo dilly in the cha cha

by emilyiscool69 October 19, 2007

Put a Doink

The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place.

You see that girl Ferguson?

Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that.

by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009

Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

put on the menu

gang slang to put a hit on someone

That snitch has officially been put on the menu.

by BigRich June 4, 2013

put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.

by BitWarrior October 6, 2016