by Gunars! December 21, 2009
Get the Sneck Punchingmug. The act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. You must call "Earthquake Punch" before you punch, as if you do not, the Earthquake Punch will not be as powerful.
"That kid is such a D-Bag"
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"
*punches kid very hard in the mouth*
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"
*punches kid very hard in the mouth*
by 1j1l2s3 October 18, 2010
Get the Earthquake Punchmug. A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
Get the alpine punchmug. to poor to afford booze go to the shoppers drug mart and grab some cough surup to whip up some street punch and party
by Connor Hutchinson March 7, 2008
Get the street punchmug. Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
Get the Punching the pastramimug. by purpnga October 4, 2023
Get the Doon Punchmug. Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
Get the Punch Failmug.