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Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.
On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.
by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020
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Weak Pudding

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.

1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.

2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.
Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.

Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.
by Chyef December 12, 2019
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wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.
I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.
by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016
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pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.
"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe
by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018
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Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.
by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019
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Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.
God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?
by LarpingLion March 12, 2021
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gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017
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