A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.
On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.
by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.
1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.
2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.
1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.
2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.
Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.
Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.
Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.
by Chyef December 12, 2019

by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.
by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018

A condom used viciously in the rectum.
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat
by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.
God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?
by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017
