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Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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ponstingel

A term used for someone who never learns from their mistakes.
Can also be interchangeable for munch and idiot.
Person 1: I’m going back to Josh’s again.

Person 2: Didn’t Josh screw you over?
Person 1: Yeah but he is offering redacted.
Person 2: God your such a Ponstingel.
by KingKlevin November 17, 2022
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poxting

What used to be tweeting is now poxting.

Posting on X. Poxting. Emphasis on the pox.
Poxting is a blight on society!
by mikenvision October 10, 2023
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Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets
Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.
by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023
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Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024
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postino

The act of noshing on some good good. Good good in this tense is up to interpretation. Most likely referring to a persons spicy butthole
Mark was looking so fine, I couldn’t help myself and had to postino his epic butthole
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postin' n' ghostin'

the act of placing an item for sale online but then forgetting about the post and subsequently ghosting all interested parties by not responding to any messages of inquiry
These guys aren't responding to me on Facebook Marketplace about amps for sale. They be postin' n' ghostin'...
by Colorless green ideas... September 9, 2024
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