polar derp

that one motherfucker who makes music

Person 1: Yo did you see the new polar derp album?

Person 2: it's trash as fuck

by Polar Derp April 9, 2024

Polar Bear

An all-white California Highway Patrol Car. Reasons why they are called that because of their all-whiteness, white grill, white paint, etc. They are typically used for Commercial Vehicle Enforcement.

"Man I got pulled over by a Polar Bear, my rig was too hot so he stopped me."

by dontusemyrealname. June 3, 2019

polar yt

aka the best you tuber out there rn ok not the best but i like him

javani: hey did you watch that new polar yt video

blake: not yet i will now

by polar yt June 17, 2021

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 22, 2014

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder

Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

by Cucklife February 5, 2021

Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.

The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.

by Ontological June 23, 2018