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plankton

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.
What a complete Plankton
by Technofrog March 22, 2003
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Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
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Plank ass bitch

Any person, usually a girl with an really flat ass. Tends to kill the mood on sight.
Grow a ass! You plank ass bitch!
by Edwardo Schanchez December 9, 2006
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plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.
by Saints October 26, 2003
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plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.
I've got a plank!
by Manshenstein February 24, 2011
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walk the plank

He asked me to walk the plank again last night
by SluttySue November 25, 2007
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plonkerdink

If someone acts different to what they normally wouldnt , funnily .
Danny is acting like a plonkerdink .
by Tinytodger84 November 7, 2018
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