plankton

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.

What a complete Plankton

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011

Plank ass bitch

Any person, usually a girl with an really flat ass. Tends to kill the mood on sight.

Grow a ass! You plank ass bitch!

by Edwardo Schanchez December 9, 2006

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 26, 2003

plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 24, 2011

walk the plank

Using feet to masturbate a man.

He asked me to walk the plank again last night

by SluttySue November 25, 2007

plonkerdink

If someone acts different to what they normally wouldnt , funnily .

Danny is acting like a plonkerdink .

by Tinytodger84 November 7, 2018