pissing in the bin

An act of exemplary absent-mindedness.

The expression is derived from the occasion when one urinates into a receptacle in the bathroom other than the toilet due to not paying attention to one's actions or surroundings.

See: Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.

How did John miss that exit? He must have been pissing in the bin.

by iamnotoriginal August 26, 2010

Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015

Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

challenge pissing

Challenge pissing is when two participants try to out do each other for the sake of doing it, the reason for the naming is because the origin of the word means to try to piss 6 feet up in the air and not get wet.

"Last night on twitter Jeff and John were challenge pissing"

by NATOSH August 20, 2016

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003