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p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.
I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.
by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011
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Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something
by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020
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Parental Plower

That piece of shit is such a parental plower
by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018
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backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.
Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand
by popalsquatch August 20, 2012
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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
Dude you have some pretty evil parents
I know right, god I hate them”
by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
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Parental Alibi

(noun)

Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.

Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."

Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
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