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west palm beach

north end of a gigantic urban sprawl running about one hundred and fifty miles south to miami.

as a resident for over 20 years I can assure you this city has nothing to recommend it if you aren't retired, a golfer, or obscenely wealthy. daytime temperatures are typically above 80 degrees, mosquitoes outnumber people by 10 to 1, dumbass tourists are everywhere, every few years a hurricane comes through and completely flattens the city, and despite a population well over a million people there's nothing to do at night.

If you are thinking of moving here, don't. If you are currently living here, I feel your pain and wish you the best of luck finding somewhere else to live.
"west palm beach is alot like miami, but worse."
by felix i September 24, 2006
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Stanky Palm

The process of taking a shit in your hand and then masturbating
I was bored so I gave myself a Stanky Palm
by The Stanker December 20, 2008
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Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'
by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011
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stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.
Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!
by Justin May 4, 2004
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awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
by tulipgirl January 24, 2011
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iron palm

when you jerk off too hard, cutting off the circulation, therefore resulting in no sperm leaking.
lonely guy:"Hey I was on this porn website, but i got the iron palm. So, I had to throw in the towel. Literally. I had a towel for clean up but it served no purpose because of IRON PALM"

super stud:"heh, i actually did leak sperm last night while i was fucking your girl"
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hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist
by brizzle lover March 1, 2010
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