1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
by leie May 31, 2009
Get the table for twomug. When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.
"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006
Get the clean tablemug. When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010
Get the Bacon Tablemug. This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
by IrishMike February 28, 2008
Get the table foxmug. by i love celery seed April 3, 2008
Get the side tablemug. by The Kez May 16, 2005
Get the took the tablemug. 