Officer Ricky

A police officer, corrections officer, FBI agent, DEA agent, etc.

The word implies extreme contempt and disrespect.

As made famous by the rapper 50 Cent's diss track about rival Rick Ross's former career as a corrections officer.

"Hear those sirens? That's Officer Ricky chasing after a suspect"

"Man I was speeding yesterday, and Officer Ricky pulled me over and gave me a damn ticket"

"Officer Ricky, radio for back up" -50 Cent

by kingwood69 February 6, 2009

Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

office tart

Typically a professional female who can be easily encouraged to have sex at the office. Often such sexual encounters are nooners. The term also applies to women who wear revealing clothes at the office that foster sexual thoughts.

"Max, look at Tina bend over by the copier. Oh, my, you can see that girl's camel toe under her skirt. What an office tart."

by IM2 April 23, 2006

Office Dick

A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.

“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”

by Office Sadness August 30, 2011

Facebook Official Info Tab

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT

Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.

by Goooooooo July 20, 2010

office basketball

When somebody's trying to hit a trash can with a crumpled piece of paper.

Susie: "God dammit, Jess! My boss freaks me out every miss he makes playing office basketball to see me bending!! Damn perv!"

by niksve December 25, 2010

Office Space Syndrome

Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a superior. A reference to the 1999 Mike Judge comedy 'Office Space', in which case the cause was hypnosis.

Employee 1: "Now that the Milkowski case is over, I have the best case of Office Space Syndrome. Let's grab a Beer."
Employee 2: "It's 9am."
Employee 1: "DGAF Nation!"
Employee 2: "Fuck it, I'm in."

by D Pizzy October 21, 2008