by SJ75418 September 2, 2021
Get the Woke-aholicmug. When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.
Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.
by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022
Get the Woke fragilitymug. A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
Get the Woke Vetmug. A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
Get the Woke-napmug. A person (usually a white woman) that takes offense on behalf of another group and stands up for them, even though the group involved never asked to be defended or were offended in any way.
Person 1: And here is a picture of me in a Kimono when I went to a wedding in Japan.
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?
by Lacsev February 22, 2023
Get the Woke Knightmug. Woke Lord is a title (self proclaimed or given) to someone whose thoughts, speach and actions embody 'wokeness' (see woke). Not to be confused with enlightenment or a genuine spiritual awakening; a Woke Lord's world view is used to leverage the moral high ground in every imaginable situation.
Leah: That man was friendly.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.
by Loke Word May 11, 2022
Get the Woke Lordmug. by garethc January 27, 2023
Get the woke-wankmug.