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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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So not halal mode

So not halal mode is the phrase meaning something is not ethical but is used in a joking a matter this meme was created by Bader Al Safar or on tiktok @baderalsafar
baderalsafar : So not halal mode

Everyone : *laughs* Well no shit, oops
by shelovesgalaxyy June 21, 2021
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A phrase black people use whenever a black person/people says/does something ignorant. Black people who live in the hood usually have a goal to “make it out” but because of the ignorance, they will not progress.
Black person: “Vaccine shit is real stupid. How are you giving vaccinations to people who aren’t sick???”
Me (a black person): “We are not making it out the hood.”
by BlasianBaddieBlasianBaddie December 12, 2020
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Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.
'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"
by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006
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touch me not stud

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.
Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.
by Nikki King December 14, 2017
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not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017
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Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.
"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio
by Officialextazy January 18, 2015
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