Flex Seal

A tape brand that's become a meme over the years.

Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"

Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..

by OyeahMrKrabz August 16, 2020

clerk-flex

When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.

When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.

by Supo December 9, 2008

Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.

*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage

by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011

flex tape

flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme

phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by Just An Artistic Gay Kid February 28, 2019

Flex Seal

A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.

Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.

by The bäd böiiii June 21, 2019

dry flexing

A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine

Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.

by Wraith23 January 12, 2017

Flex Seal

I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!

Flex Tape Was Such A Big Meme They Had To Make Flex Seal.

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019