by stretchamoe October 16, 2010
When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
by brneyes10 March 08, 2016
When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.
Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell
by Gay Mc April 09, 2003
1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.
2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.
2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.
by 21-7-b April 26, 2005
Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.
by Raymond Dang May 08, 2006
masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.
by The Italian Stalli0n November 29, 2009
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.
by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010