noodle munchers

people of chinese origin

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'

by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011

Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Chilli Face Noodle Punch!

Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles

This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.

To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)

"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"

1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*

by Loulabell March 24, 2012

noodles

When something is ridiculously crazy. inconceivable almost. Similar to bananas, but...whoooa!

Ex.1: "Yo i got some top from tha chick i jus met. I promise,Shit was noodles"!!

Ex. 2: "This guy is noodles if he thinks he not gonna pay me my money"!

Bananas crazy wild stupid sick as hell

by Hugh Diggz March 18, 2009

nooblet

like a noob, only is usually alot younger and thus a lot more ignorant to obvious facts. they usually follow you around, and click trade with you about 10 times. when you allow the trade, they either put nothing up, hoping for free things, or they put something totally usless up and ask for an insane ammount of money for it.

nooblet: trade! trade!
pot head370: fine what
(trade window opens)
pot head370:..........what????
nooblet: give me something for free, im new so i deserve free stuff
pot head370 declines trade

~or senario number two~
(nooblet puts up empty pot and bucket of water into trade window)
pot head370: what the fuck am i suppost to do with that?
nooblet: give me 5k for it, its rare

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

Nippy Noodles

Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).

'It's very nippy noodles today isn't it?'

by lollie July 6, 2003