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Nelson has no swag

meaning that a scrawny white boy has absolutly no swag.
DAM NELSON HAS NO SWAG. AND NO FRIENDS FROM HIS FRIENDS
by hackhub October 24, 2011
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Nelson

A faggot, 12 year old who likes lil pump and stays stuff like “I fucked your mom last night” and “I have a better aimbot in fortnite”.
Aye Nelson was listening to lil pump while jacking off his small cock.
by Farhawn December 7, 2018
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admiral nelson

A cheap "rum" made with neutral grain spirits, caramel coloring and flavorings. A cheap knockoff of Captain Morgan and not a true rum. Captain Morgan is considered to be the best and most successful pirate in history. Admiral Nelson wasn't even a pirate, he was a British Royal Navy officer. He was an enemy to pirates.
I'm too cheap for the good stuff, hmm Admiral Nelson, I'll just get this rum flavored alcohol.
by Jack Sparrow777 March 2, 2010
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Nelson

A young ugly man who think better every one. He gay who suck very big penis and short so he doesn't need to go on his knee to suck dick
Wow. That man is a Nelson
by True is my speaking January 9, 2019
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Noah Nelson

Its just a bad thing to be.
by Omegaloaf September 17, 2012
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Dirty Nelson

The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.
Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.
by an eye witness April 23, 2009
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anal full nelson

When you do a full Nelson in someone's hole.

Mmm hole!
Man you anal full Nelson'd the shit out of that hole
by TheNoisePeople January 25, 2014
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