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Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013
mugGet the Clean the porchmug.

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.
Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.
by picantepiacente June 17, 2019
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Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
mugGet the Clean Runwaymug.

clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.
Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.
by Mac with a fork June 9, 2020
mugGet the clean deanmug.

The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."
by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016
mugGet the The Clean Getawaymug.

Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool
Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?
by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008
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Clean Jean

This is when you put your girl face down with a pillow under her hips. Then you fill her ass with four ounces of gel hand sanitizer. Then you do her in the ass. Just as you are about to nut, you scream “Clean Jean”.
Last night, My neighbor heard me finish my Clean Jean.
by Gas man. June 5, 2020
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