nfc

No Fat Chicks, a shirt Peter Griffen affectionaly wears in a particularily good episode of Family Guy.

I love my car so much, I put an NFC sticker on the back bumper to make sure the world knows exactly how dangerous beer goggles can be if you're not careful.

by Tommy Turbo June 23, 2005

NFI

Not fu*king interested.

Do you like cinema ?
No thanks, NFI.

by ian logan January 23, 2008

NFSW

Not For Showing Wife. For example, a Pirelli Calendar. Guys, know what will happen.

If you have a Pirelli Calendar, this is NFSW.

by wx88 January 2, 2012

NFF

"New Found Friend"

When you go away on holiday or college trip, and one of your friends spends his time ignoring you to speak to other people and trying to be popular.

"Towle's NFF'ing it again"

by Barnaby Burman December 7, 2004

nfjk

Short for "No Fucks Just Knucks".
Popular on Twitter.

My children are going to attend Warped Tour every year. NFJK

by wcab22 August 14, 2012

nfac

Netflix and chill

Me and my bf are just gonna nfac tonight.

by Twyggy March 29, 2017

NFI bus

An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.

Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).

-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!

by aahhelp July 21, 2006