Nailbomb

A bomb used by extremist groups (of all ideologies) that causes horrific damage due to the shrapnel that is projected outwards on detonation of the device. Somtimes in place of nails will be nuts/bolts and other small pieces of metal.

by Austin November 9, 2003

black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.

"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."

by cornilia243 April 11, 2010

Farmer's Nail

Farmer's Nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety "dirt" or potting soil under the nails. However, Farmer's Nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually feces which is accumulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty shit plugged anus during a sexual act or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one's ass and getting ass dirt or fecal matter under the nails. Having Farmer's Nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an anal fingering or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the feces from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. In most, but not all instances of Farmer's Nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.

Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.

Carl: Hi Gary. What have you been up to? From the looks of those fingers I would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

nailure

when someone tries to "nail" one from opposite sex (or the same sex.. whatever) and fails. well, that`s a nailure

wasted guy is approaching a girl standing alone at a bar (by the sea, romantically). "hey there gorgeous.. wanna shag tonight/eat something/watch the sunset together?" "Err.. maybe some other time.. in another life, loser!" the girl responds.

NAILURE!!!!

by lotta klapptool May 21, 2009

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009

nail nest

To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.

Pat: Bill

Bill: Yes

Pat: Bill get down here NOW

Bill: Whats the matter

Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.

Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009