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Mi gato está muerto

This phrase has different meanings depending on context.
1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
2. A way of expressing motivation to be productive.
3. A way of cheering someone up.
4. A way of congratulating someone on something.
Friend: I failed the exam.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.

Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
You: Ayyy! Mi gato está muerto porque estaba debajo de mi carro.

Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.
by GatitoMuerto January 15, 2021
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Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!
The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue
by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022
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Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.
1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...
by Cruned November 29, 2022
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You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023
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turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.
by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006
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Chilean Miner

When a guy fucks a girl and the condom gets stuck in her cunt and is not retrieved for 69 days
Girl: Hey you remember us fucking 69 days ago?

Guy: Ya, what about it? You still don't believe I was wearing a condom?

Girl: No I do now, it popped out today. You Chilean miner'd me.
by Gtap1183 April 8, 2011
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Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness
Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice
by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011
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