muffinator

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

Muffinologist

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

anti muffin club

an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.

Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.

by Kp November 13, 2004

snot muffin

A slick, slippery, mucus covered, ready for action vagina.

Suzie couldn't help but tickle her little snot muffin whenever she thought about butter churning.

by sneeky johnson March 16, 2010

flying fudge muffins

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

muffin

a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours

dutch chocolate muffin

by muffinist November 10, 2003

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009