miraclemachine

a guy that got a dozen starving crazed weasels, broke up with someone after they asked if they wanted to join the columbia record club, has a part time job at the sizzler, lives in albuquerque

miraclemachine is... miraclemachine

by TwoTheNumber March 13, 2025

Miracle

Radiant in blue. She's one on a million

My miracle Devil in a blue dress

by 103e May 9, 2025

Morales weon

Vicente morales from 3MA who is a very weon person

Morales: *Breaks the TV*
Ahumada: Morales weon

by Humitachiken May 14, 2025

Morable

Something with the capability of being in higher quantity or quality.

”It’s raining.”
“The rain is morable.”
(There could be more rain)

by Henry Tudor November 6, 2025

miracle

The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.

It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.

“Bro, stop being a Morales and fix your hat.”

by certifiedmenance November 29, 2025

The Monacle

a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male

Damn Stacy would try anything...even the Monacle.

by JoepaP December 9, 2008