A individual who has severe western world misery. Usually failed in college and just tries to survive. For instance, working at the local post terminal or as a janitor at the hospital earning minimum wage.
The misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.
Not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.
The misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.
Not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.
Guy 1: Damn i am tired i worked 5pm to 5am and earn close to nothing wtf!?
Guy 2: Your such a misery master!
Guy 1: Damn I got to move in with my parents and I am 27!
Guy 2: Man your straight up misery master!
Guy 2: Your such a misery master!
Guy 1: Damn I got to move in with my parents and I am 27!
Guy 2: Man your straight up misery master!
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These are villains expert in manipulating events and people alike to serve their own schemes. They rarely show themselves directly to their enemies, as they prefer to manipulate behind the scenes, unless they are certain of their superiority. Sociopaths and Psychopaths tend to be and are likely Master Manipulators.
The work of a master manipulator... He tricked us all and got us good!! No way he can be this intense!!
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Get the Master Chief mug.Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.
The Yoda of the cock world.
'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'
by Christoph November 13, 2004
Get the Cock Master mug.1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).
2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.
Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.
Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
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Get the Masterbirginity mug.The main character from the Xbox and PC game Halo. As a boy, named John, he was captured along with several other children by an organizations who's goal is to train kids to be super soldiers by their late teens. John, along with 20 some other "Spartans" passed the training and have fought some of the most amazing battles known to man.
The Master Chief walked into the bar and sat down. Then he pulled out a deagle and shot everyone in the head.
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