Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!
by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016
Get the Mitch Hartmug. by joshy washy November 28, 2007
Get the mitch boardmug. A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
Get the Mitch Middletonmug. When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug. It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
Get the Mitchmug. mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.
hes fun to talk to, and super understanding
10/10 hater
hes fun to talk to, and super understanding
10/10 hater
Mitch is so cool
by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025
Get the Mitchmug. Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch
Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock
by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019
Get the mitch kannmug.