Wike Misowski

The complicated sex move of turning into an insignificant side characters ball and rolling over the sex partner.

Oh my god, he totally pulled a Wike Misowski last night, it took my breath away

by ruiningchildhoods35 September 25, 2020

alolan marowak

perseverance

alolan marowak

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022

Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.

Wow cristian ene-miron has dick

by BlackNigga56382 March 13, 2022