Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Hanekawa Milkers

tuuki vevo from twitter values them more than his own life

hanekawa milkers can save a whole country from starvation

by tuuki fan November 9, 2020

Jack Mckerracher

very very very very very sexy

cum in me jack mckerracher

by chrismortontv January 4, 2021

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

Maddie Milkers

Maddie milkers is a name you call someone when they're a small tot with big boobs.

"oh em gee its Maddie Milkers!" "you can definitely tell why they call her that!"

by livlivbobiv April 3, 2022