cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

merica

how you feel when an american stereotype you know is right

the white man felt merica

by zexbeast April 18, 2017

heat merchant

A person who picks on others verbally by mocking and making jokes at their expense. Someone who commonly "roasts" their friends and acquaintances. Someone who brings the heat.

Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.

by YonkersHonkers March 9, 2008

Merch That

merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.

"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that."
"Merch that."
"On jesus himself."

by dae318 February 4, 2021

rubs merchant

he or she who dispenses dirty rubs.

Anita is such a rubs merchant

by gabrielle September 10, 2003

traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum

Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian

by shatbird January 7, 2012

Console Merchant

An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.

Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!

Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.

by MLG420McSwaggerton February 28, 2022