Smear Merchants

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)

Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants

by EmJayee June 2, 2019

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

merchantfilms_

rachels daddy. one that performs the Gawk Gawk 10000 deluxe with a double head spin at 11:23pm every other night as a sleep agent.

hey thats "merchantfilms_'' , rachels daddy. Can we get a picture together?

by merchantfilms November 6, 2021

Merchantville Elementary

School in a cozy little town called Merchantville. Between Pennsauken and Camden. Best school I've been to in all my years of life. People think them niggas at Merchantville gangsta n shit, but really, it's kinda lowkey. All the teachers were cool, had lots of friends, got along with everyone in the class, hung out with a lot of people after school, stuff like that. Like it was the type of school that actually made me look forward to going n shit. I miss that place man.

person 1: What school u went to when you were younger?
person 4: Merchantville Elementary.
person 1: luckyyyy

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vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products

Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.

by trish_ January 11, 2023