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Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.
Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.
by LOLuhm April 18, 2010
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mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.
1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.
by siff ess bee July 29, 2017
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mayo ranger

Damn mayo ranger, give me a ticket for vandalizing plants.
by Van Diesel June 13, 2023
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chicky mayo

McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.

Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.
So I stole money from the busker and managed to get $4. Best 2 chicky mayo's of my life.
by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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Mayo

The name of an unproblematic debate coach who is a role model for all debaters
Student: Have you heard about how Mayo left a kind at a debate Tournament

Oliver: That's crazy, he is so unproblematic, he would never.
by Oliver the Hoe(ink) November 24, 2021
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Mayo

Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart
by baby mami November 22, 2021
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