A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
Mallory
by Chad Meister February 10, 2009
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Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
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A dumb bitch who is shady, disrespectful, and a horrible friend. She has a fit and cusses you out when she doesn't get her way. She makes the smallest things the biggest problem. She will talk about you behind your back and then pretend that she never said anything. She makes you pity her and makes you do everyting for her and if you don't do it she threatens you and says rude things. She is mad at anyone who has an ass, tits, and funny personality. She copies everything you do and makes it seem she did it first to get peple to like her. Marlowe makeIf you know a Marlowe,, pack your stuff,, and r u n-
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Get the Marlowe mug.A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria
-note: not to be confused with malaria
Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.
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