Physics Major

Other than possibly Electrical and Chemical Engineering, has the distinction of being the hardest and most rigorous degree program offered at any university. While the material is interesting and often "magical", sleep will be something you won't get a lot of, and coffee will be your next friend.

Phil is a Physics Major and studies 100 hours a week on his homework trying to understand quantum mechanics using Fourier Transforms and Relativity in four dimensions....Unfortunately for Phil, he has a 2.3 GPA. Meanwhile, his crush, Heather, is a Business student and has a 3.8 GPA despite only studying for 10 hours a week.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019

the jew biz major

Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"

hol'up, you ain't heard of Lil' Dave, Young L, the Jew Biz Major?

by YoungBagABitch April 9, 2021

nothin major

is when you are talking about something that isnt all that important

i just brought some new boots nothin major though

by dabullty December 9, 2009

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

by the madster November 26, 2007

liberal arts major

1) An idiot.
2) Someone who thinks they're actually learning something but in reality are just wasting time & money in college.

Liberal arts majors are the only people more stupid than business majors.

by TehTruth August 25, 2005