Pronounced MAH-LEE-YAH malia is a girl who acts very shy and lets you know about any issues or problems she is facing constantly usually can't go without a boyfriend for 5 months and even when she says she is taking a break from dating she will have a new one in about 2 months. Malias are usually not a very trustworthy type of people but if you find that is honest you have found a very rare specimen.
(person 1) guess what
(person 2) what
(person 1) Malia has a new boyfriend
(person 2) you're joking
(person 1) nup
(person 2) jesus me what a slut
(person 2) what
(person 1) Malia has a new boyfriend
(person 2) you're joking
(person 1) nup
(person 2) jesus me what a slut
by Lover of Males January 15, 2022
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best friends name is Elliot and aria
has 2 sisters
part vietnamese and caucasian and chinese
super cool
best fashion ever
best friends name is Elliot and aria
has 2 sisters
part vietnamese and caucasian and chinese
super cool
best fashion ever
by TayIorSwIftI3 January 23, 2022
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"your family will die in 5 seconds"
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
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